TMI Tuesday #226 - Deadly Sins Edition

I don't do TMI Tuesday routinely, but I'm thinking it might be time I start. I just couldn't resist this one.



1. LUST: Besides your current Significant Other who do you lust for or have you lusted for?
Since I don't have an significant other, I do all kinds of lusting. Currently I lust this man at my coffee shop (see him every morning) but apparently he is happily married. *sigh* Doesn't stop me from peeking at his ass when I've got the opportunity though. There are a few blogger chatty-chat boy toys who I absolutely adore and it's too bad none of you live closer. I currently lust for the young dirty blond as well and spanker. What can I say? I've got a big heart and a lusty appetite. :)

2. GLUTTONY: What food brings out your inner glutton?
There are so many foods I love! Hmmmm...I suppose when I really think about it, I always fill my belly too much when I have a good steak. I would much rather buy a nice rib-eye or t-bone than order take-out food. I also have a sweet tooth and cannot get enough ice-cream.

3. GREED: What are you greedy for?
I am greedy for affection. I don't mean that I need to always be the centre of attention, but when I'm getting it (especially from a man) I am happy. I'm also a little greedy for my mary-jane. That's right, I said it!

4. SLOTH: What is your plan for an ideal day of sloth?
Definitely starts with sleeping late. After that perhaps some soft, lazy sex and a long cuddle while watching movies. No housework, no cooking. If I had my way, I would also have someone tickle my back all day long. Heaven.

5. WRATH: Describe a time that you let out a can of whoop ass on someone.
This is a tough question because I've never been in a physical altercation of any sort. I'm quite good with words though. There have been many times when I've reached my boiling point and I've finally gotten the words out that make an impact. In December my ex hus and I got into quite a heated telephone discussion. We had switched a night with our children because I had an important meeting to attend. When I arrived home, my first born was sitting on the couch, which of course meant that their father hadn't picked them up. I called to ask when he was coming to get them, and it was quite clear he had completely forgotten. Instead of simply apologising for forgetting, he got extremely defensive and accused me of using him as a babysitter. I fucking LOST MY MIND! Gawd...it's making me pissed off just thinking about it! He did end up picking them up and said sorry later for his horribly childish behavior. I'm sure there are other examples, but that's the first that comes to mind.

6. ENVY: Who or what do you envy? Why?
I envy people who have parents and siblings around who visit their children regularly. I have little tolerance for friends who complain that their parents don't take their children enough. I don't have any help with my children aside from ex hus (and he helps because they are his). I don't think anyone should expect their families to give them breaks and all of that. I mean, if you've got that with your family, yay for you but it's a privilege, not a right.

7. PRIDE: Have you ever had to swallow your pride? What are you proud of?
I have had to swallow my pride on many occasions and for a variety of reasons. I think it's really just part of life to suck it up sometimes. I am tremendously proud of my shared custody arrangement. It was really hard to get past feeling like I'm missing half their lives, but I had to do what was best for THEM not ME. For the last six years, we have raised our boys together while living separate lives. I am proud of all the hard work I've put in to keep things running smoothly all these years.

I am not a Cougar

However...

I find myself wildly attracted to a much younger man of my acquaintance. I wrote about him once, but in such a way that it seemed a simple fantasy. Psst...*it really happened*

Sometimes I choose to keep things more or less to myself until I am ready or willing to discuss them. I have to make sure that I am ok with things first. I'm rather private even here in regards to my love life (or rather sex life). I don't consider myself a man hunter. I am not a woman who seeks out younger men to pleasure me, but sometimes opportunity knocks and I have chosen to enjoy myself. No relationship, no commitment. Noooooo. Just nice time spent with an intelligent and very intriguing young man. Doesn't hurt that he's also sexy hot wrapped up in a tight bod. mmmmm yummy.

I LOVE this song. Good ol' Canadian boys...enjoy!



She was a bottle blond,
She had her 7's on.
When I think about it now,
Just a cougar on the prowl.
She was hotter than hell,
Had me under a spell.
Got that ass doin' yoga,
Didn't care that she's older.

Got off the stage,
Ended up at her place.
We were burning up the bed,
Fire needed to be fed.
Mornin sun hit her face,
Maggie May showed her age.
And I remember what my Mama said,

Don't talk to strangers,
Don't do all your thinking with your little head.
Like mama said, just like mama said,
My mama said.
Don't talk to strangers,
Just wrap it up so you don't wind up dead,
Like mama said, just like Mama said,
My mama said.

She likes 'em nice and young,
She likes 'em fresh and hungry.
With fire in her eyes,
Let's you try her on for size.
Show you a trick or two,
To teach you something new.
Full of bacardi and botox,
Shes fourty and so hot.

The light of the day,
Had somethin' different to say.
My head started to spin,
When I saw her son walkin' in.
I'll bet he felt like a fool,
Cuz I knew him from school.
And I remember what my mama said.

Don't talk to strangers,
Don't do all your thinking with your little head.
Like mama said, just like mama said,
My mama said.
Don't talk to strangers,
Just wrap it up so you don't wind up dead.
Like mama said, just like Mama said,
My mama said.

Hey pretty lady it's crazy,
You're almost twice my age.
I wanna dance on your body,
The way I shake it on stage.

Hey pretty lady it's crazy,
You're almost twice my age.
I wanna dance on your body,
The way I shake it on stage.

Hey pretty lady it's crazy,
You're almost twice my age.
I wanna dance on your body,
The way I shake it on stage.

Hey pretty lady it's crazy,
You're almost twice my age.
I wanna dance on your body,
The way I shake it on stage.

Don't talk to strangers,
Don't do all your thinking with your little head.
Like mama said, just like mama said,
My mama said.
Don't talk to strangers,
Just wrap it up so you don't wind up dead.
Like mama said, just like Mama said,
My mama said.

Piece by Piece HNT

First, you may have noticed I didn't post a hnt last week. While I do have this really awesome camera that hubman was kind enough to loan me, I do not have a charger or batteries to use it with. Oops! He's sending them up post haste. It'll just be a little longer now. In the meantime, I did take a couple with my blueberry. I find it difficult to pose, hold the phone and snap the picture without slight mishaps but sometimes a little jem or two can be found.

Any of you who chatty-chat with me know that I'm not a very patient woman. I've been known to send multiple emails blurting out various questions or random conversation without waiting for a reply. I'm sure it irritates the SHIT out of my friends when they open their mailbox and find a few from me...all with only one sentence. I also don't like to be kept waiting. If you are coming over and are not on time, give me a quick call or text. Otherwise, I won't be too thrilled when you arrive. Oh god, don't even get me started on tech support. Holla if ya hear! Dear lord I have no patience. *shakes head and smirks*

You know what's strange though? I have the patience of JOB when it comes to doing puzzles. I couldn't care less if it is on my kitchen table for two months. I just really enjoy the piece by piece creation of it. I do tend to hibernate during the cold months and I've been working on this puzzle for about a month now. Turns out I had a few misplaced pieces in the top frame that were throwing me off for a while. I tried to connect something to the top on Saturday and realized my error. Man, I'm just flying through it now...look at me go! I find it so relaxing.


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happy thursday!


I look forward to taking new pictures for this site also. ;)

When chatty-chat conversations go astray

I was chatting on my blueberry with a friend late last week while cooking dinner for the boys. I was giving him the menu and he said I'm very domesticated or something like that. I continued and I told him that I love bake as well and do so quite often. I tried to type:

"I love to cook."

But what I typed was:

"I love cock."

When he responded by saying he thought we were talking about cooking, I had to scroll up and read. Wasn't sure what he meant until I saw it in plain type. :)

Now, I DO love cock. No lie there, it just didn't quite fit into the conversation on the go at that moment. *sigh* Not hard to tell where my mind was.

My crazy real life stuff

My little bubba (6yr old) stepped on something about 3 weeks back and it's still in his foot. We suspect it's a tiny shard of glass or something like that. Actually, I had seen the little red mark on the bottom of his foot but it wasn't red or inflamed so I figured it had worked it's way out. Well, he was at a friend's place a week ago this Sunday past and it started to bleed quite badly. I took him to the doctor the next day and she sent him for an x-ray. I received a call on Friday to let me know there is a "foreign object" in his foot and that he was being referred to an Orthopedic Surgeon for consultation. I was told not to poke or prod. Just keep it clean and that's all. I got a phone call from the surgeon's office and we're going to see him tomorrow afternoon. I'm not particularly stressed or nervous. It's just a little day surgery to get the foreign object out. My young one, on the other hand, is asking questions.

"Mama I have to have surgery on my foot. Will I have a fake foot or half a fake foot? Will I have crutches?"

I said "I promise your foot will still be there when he's done. We'll see what the doctor says."

"Oh. I'd kinda like to have a fake foot."

HE'S FUNNY!

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On the work front...

I'm quite sure I haven't said what I do for a living. I'm an Administrative Assistant for a small company that retails and manufactures windows and doors. I do all the sexitary stuff, plus the day-to-day accounting, small sales and a gazillion other things. The Canadian Government offered a federal tax rebate for the 2009 tax year on all home renovations up to $12,000. Everyone is trying to get everything shipped or installed by January 31st. I cannot express enough how busy it's been from an accounting standpoint--especially this week.

Have I ever mentioned that I've got a low tolerance for stupid people? Fuck, I wish customers would do simple arithmetic before they start freaking at the accounting department. They see the balance of the invoice, and assume I've no clue that they've paid a deposit (and obviously they have no idea that an invoice must accurately detail the entire cost of the product and service regardless how much has already been paid). "LOOK ON THE BOTTOM LEFT AT THE COMMENTS DUMBASS! Calm the fuck down, deduct your deposit and pay the outstanding balance. I'm sure you can figure it out." (of course I am sweet as pie and wait until I'm off the phone to mumble the above sentiments)

It could be way worse...it's a blessing to be so busy in the dead of winter. I do look forward to a little less cranky though, that's for sure.

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Now, I've been trying to decide if I felt like talking about this...

My stepmother left my father last week. I knew it was coming. I haven't lived with my father since I was 7 years old, but I do know that he can be a mean bastard at times. I'm not distraught, nor is it effecting my daily routine, but certainly I'm thinking about them and hoping they will both be ok. I am not going to tell the boys right away. I'll wait and see what happens first. I must confess, I do hope my stepmom has the strength to stand up for her own happiness. I really do. I was speaking with her last night and I know she's struggling. She's never been with anyone else in her life but Dad. She started dating him when she was 19 and they've been together for over 30 years now. Over the past few years, she and I have become quite close and she shares with me as a friend more than a daughter. I just want her to be happy and if it means being away from my father, then that's how it has to be.

I'll tell you something though...I knew there was something wrong as soon as I saw my parents number on my phone and it was Dad's voice instead of stepmom's. It is rare for him to call me, although we speak sometimes if I can hear him in the background while she and I chat. I also know this is why they didn't come for Christmas. He didn't want to make nicey-nice I guess. I'll try to keep you posted as things develop.

*sigh* Life goes on...

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Guess what? THE LOANER CAMERA HAS ARRIVED! Thanks again to hubman and veronica for sending me a camera to use until I get my new one. I will do my very best to get some pictures taken for hnt this week, although I can't make any promises.

Oh my god! I almost forgot to say that I've got my Relay page up and running, so if you would like to make a donation to the Canadian Cancer Society for my Relay for Life in June, let me know and I will email the link. Thanks in advance and I'll do a post soon with the Co-Bitch updates too. ;)

Yes I'm a D.I.V.A. - toy review

Let me start by telling you the small mishaps of my week. Monday I was home with my young one who has a sore foot so I was here when the mail arrived and was happy to see my little box of treasures. This month's toy choice. I put it away for the night as I had a meeting and company afterwards. Tuesday night, I took it out and examined it closely. VERY pliable. Bendy is good. It was then that I realised I had no AAA batteries in the house that were charged. *sigh* It was getting rather late by that time, so I was definitely ready by Wednesday night.

I haven't received the loaner camera just yet (don't worry Hubman, sometimes it takes longer than they tell you) so I wasn't really prepared for HNT this week, though I posted a little something over lunch hour. *see below this post* I am not able to include my own pictures for this review, but I've used the pics on the site.

The lovely Jamie at The Adult Toy Shoppe was kind enough to send along a new bottle of lube with my toy. I really love Kama Sutra products and was in need of a new type of lubricant. The Kama Sutra Love Liquid is a really nice product. I enjoy using lube and this one was great with the silicone toy. Kept everything nice and slick. It has no scent and doesn't taste bitter. I began my experimentation with these products in the shower...


Waterproof too! How cool is that? The Vibrating Diva Pleaser is 8 1/4inches in length with 6inches insertable. Impressive. It's got a small button on the tip of the cap which allows you to adjust the vibe setting with ease. The widest bulb is 1 1/2inches. As I said in my last review, I do enjoy the bulbs. They provide a wonderful sensation as they glide in and out. The vibrating egg is high up in the shaft of the toy and flows through all points of this flexible silicone toy. I'm sure I don't need to point out that this diva vibrator has stimulation in the front and the back as well. :)

As mentioned, I started in the shower. I've been very excited about trying this toy and have been bragging about how it does everything but grab my boobies and kiss me goodnight. It does say in the toy details that it's ideal for a beginner. The vibrations are soft and felt good as I leaned against the tile wall in the shower. I would have stayed longer but the water started to cool, so I dried off a little and went to lay down in bed. Now, personally I like a little extra kick to my vibe. I have sort of come to expect my time of release to be a little shorter with a vibrating toy than with my hands or a manual one. On even the highest setting, I didn't find the that the vibrations in the appendages where quite strong enough for my taste. I bent my knees and raised them til they were in line with my boobies. With the toy inserted fully, the back door stimulator was very nice. Just a soft, light touch and enough vibrations to feel like light circle motions made with a finger. The clitoral stimulator was quite high to the top of the hood. The little nubbies on the tip of that part were very soft and felt great against a very sensitive spot.

I spent some time plunging the toy in and out entirely, touching the tip to my clit and bend the shaft to run it along the length of me as well. I enjoyed placing the shaft along my pussy lips and onto my clit as the vibrations were stronger there. It was a rather pleasant feeling to have the appendages hit against my inner thighs while exploring the full flexibility of this toy. When I felt the deep throbbing in my lower belly I was playing this way. I held it firmly to my body, rubbing up and down on my clit until I came onto my towel and bed. If it can make me cum, I like it. In the future, I may seek out another vibrator with a little stronger vibe but I will tell you that this is a very nice toy. It's smooth and well contoured. I think of the two I've tried so far, I'm still stuck on the glass dildo, but oh my! There is so much out there yet to try.

Jello Shot HNT

Better late than not at all, right?

I've been feeling a bit under the weather the last few days and haven't been very motivated to write. I've received my next sex toy and will post the review later today as I really did want to try it out...sick or not.

I was wearing that very pink sweater at work the other day and it reminded me of the picture below. Sunshine had come to spend New Years Eve with me last year when I first moved into this place. We had so much fun chatting, sipping rye and downing the occasional jello shot. Just for fun.

Make sure to let Os know your post is up today! happy thursday