Another dose of simple truths coming your way...
Quite a long time ago, I began composing little posts that I called "simple truths". The source for the most part was these advertisement pamphlets I get at work. The company stopped sending my weekly doses, which made me a little sad. Imagine my enthusiasm this morning when I went through the mail and found that they've started sending them again yay!
Life is not a matter of holding good cards. Rather, it's playing a poor hand well.
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The little boy who forgot why his mother sent him to the store grew up to be a politician.
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Following his medical exam, the elderly trendsetter asked his doctor whether he was going to have to give up wine, women, tobacco and song. "You may sing as much as you like," the doctor replied.
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The tongue is in a wet place and easily slips.
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Any household task is fascinating to a child until he's old enough to do it.
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The cost of living is always about the same - what you have and a little bit more.
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When you give up on yourself, you've committed a crime, and it carries with it a life sentence.
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If you're having trouble meeting new people, pick up the wrong golf ball.
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Always remember that you'll never ruin your eyesight taking the time to look on the bright side.
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Did you hear about the new toothpaste with shoe polish in it? It's for those people who have a habit of putting their foot in their mouth.
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Don't find fault. Find a solution.
Have a fabulous Tuesday!
Life is not a matter of holding good cards. Rather, it's playing a poor hand well.
***
The little boy who forgot why his mother sent him to the store grew up to be a politician.
***
Following his medical exam, the elderly trendsetter asked his doctor whether he was going to have to give up wine, women, tobacco and song. "You may sing as much as you like," the doctor replied.
***
The tongue is in a wet place and easily slips.
***
Any household task is fascinating to a child until he's old enough to do it.
***
The cost of living is always about the same - what you have and a little bit more.
***
When you give up on yourself, you've committed a crime, and it carries with it a life sentence.
***
If you're having trouble meeting new people, pick up the wrong golf ball.
***
Always remember that you'll never ruin your eyesight taking the time to look on the bright side.
***
Did you hear about the new toothpaste with shoe polish in it? It's for those people who have a habit of putting their foot in their mouth.
***
Don't find fault. Find a solution.
Have a fabulous Tuesday!
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Any household task is fascinating to a child until he's old enough to do it.
How freakin' true is this!
They're great. Thanks for sharing, hun!
LOVE it.
Especially the one about taking time to look on the bright side. I think I needed to read that one today.
Thank you for sharing.
Excellent- esp the one about the kids & chores, lol- and then they move out and you have to do 'em yourself
The tongue is in a wet place and easily slips.
This one made my spit coffee all over my keyboard... I sure read it differently than the author intended it!
Great post!
xo
The household chore - OMG, so true!
Brilliant!
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